Larry Explains LOST

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Larry "the Talking Rabbit" Podcast on B-93 FM.

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The Mona Lisa

BS PodCast #1

 

 

 

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Here is the Black Scorpion’s 1st and possibly last podcast for all you out there.

That Damned Pitch

See video for a very special pitch.

RonSwanson

Ron Swanson Is A Hero.

Ron Swanson has an alter-ego named Duke Silver, who works as a jazz musician and has at least three albums out. He tries to keep his alter-ego a secret from his coworkers, but Tom, April and Mark all know about Duke Silver. Duke Silver seems to be fairly popular, April even saying that her mother has all of his albums and that she recognized him the first time she saw him.

His albums are Smooth as Silver (2004), Hi Ho Duke (2007), and Memories… Of Now (2009).

Banjo's Eyes

Dear Mom, (Aka Sideshow Notes)


 

 

 

 

 

Dear Mom,

I want you to know what the surreal sideshow is about.

We’re not just a group of performers, we are more of a pack of performers.

We are fighting and clawing our way towards many dreams.

Bleeding on this stage tonight.

This is a really inspiring show!

Sorry I’m a little depressed.

Got a head cold.

But I am trying to create a true reflection of my heart onstage.

This show is dedicated to the one I love.

Her name is Creativity Jones.

She is inspiring and beautiful.

And black as night holding a shinning bright light.

She helps guide me towards my dreams.

We all need dreams.

Create!

Father Dylan Time

999 EYES Tour Gets Surreal

 

 

The 999 EYES tour preparations have begun. The show is written. The performers are perforated. We are nearly ready to hit the road to invade your town. Come out and see the surreal show on tour. Click for June dates!

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A Double Dose of BS.

Recently I dropped in on That Damned Variety Show with Lil BS to investigate wild rumors of fun and debauchery. I won’t tell you what I found but I will say go see this show if it hasn’t already been shut down by the improper authorities on matters such as these. That my friends is why I keep a team of illegal-renegade-law-dogs chained to the tree in my front lawn.

 

Black Scorpion as Cupid (colorized)

Working It, Girl!

Just arting around. I’ll have stuff going soon. New website is fun, but I have to play catsup!

 

 

Donny Vomit

Watch out for the Vomit

According to Wikipedia Donald Vomit, “is a very well known performer in the sideshow world.  Vomit is a classic and classy sideshow performer. For nearly a decade Vomit has been performing acts of a strange, bizarre, odd and macabre nature such as the Human Blockhead, Chainsaw Juggling, Animal Traps, Electric Chair, Blade Box, Straitjacket Escapes, Bed of Nails, Mental Floss, Glass Walking, Fire Eating.  In 2003 he began hosting Coney Island USA’s Sideshows by the Seashore.   Vomit is also the face of Coney Island Lager’s Human Blockhead.”

Well if it is on Wikipedia then it must be true and since I wrote his Wikipedia page who better to trust.

 

Check out what Donny is up to over at his very own website Vomit Lives!

 

Groucho

Groucho the Great!

Found this audio and thought others might like it as well. It was recorded when Mister Marx was near the end of his life. His voice was low and slurred, so for fun I sped the audio up and fixed the pitch to match more the Groucho from the Marx Brothers films.

 

 

 

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